Baby, You're My Forever Girl ☼


Avatar Melanie is the name. Bending all the elements is my game. *sheepish smile*
Melanie/18/Made in the USA/Colombiana

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kennythecontra:

tubaboy:

lacigreen:

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

RAINBOW PUBES HERE I COME

Brb gonna dye my pubes blue

blue pubes here i come

Source: cutetoad

cradily:

did somebody say

cute boys

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intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

Source: durbikins

Source: turbanaroo

jackadiddlediddle:

jackadiddlediddle:

onyeplaysdrums:

Most kids on this website don’t even know what this is

That’s a coffee table

Onye It’s back.

Source: frickyeah1990s

officialswornin:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

officialswornin:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

Source: pukingdads

minnarr:

gaystripclub:

brightestsnitchofherage:

#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

one of his best friends is hermione granger and he’s dating ginny “bat bogey hex” weasley why shouldn’t he be scared of angry women

Source: smeagoled

queenoftheshucks:

chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

I can’t stop laughing

Source: catsbeaversandducks

r3giment:

There’s nothing more true about the connection from me to this tank top and that’s why I’m buying it. 🐢

r3giment:

There’s nothing more true about the connection from me to this tank top and that’s why I’m buying it. 🐢

Source: r3giment

captains-super-shield:

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulu:

i want a tampon/pad advert where it’s just a woman in full battle uniform tearing through piles and piles of opponents with a sword and sometimes her bare hands and in the end while she’s standing on a pile of dead bodies a little blood trickles down her thigh and she sighs dramatically and the caption’s like

"YOU BELONG IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES.

NOT YOUR UTERUS.”

I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG

Source: lucyliuism